deadlyspoons:

I either dress like im going to a red carpet event or like im a homeless drug addict there is no in between

why does everyone rave about capri sun what is capri sun

lokeanconcubine:

stilllovingdisney:

flandusism:

"if you’re straight then why did you say she was hot"

yo i’m straight not blind

One time a nun at my school saw a hot guy and said “woah God did a nice job on that one” and we all looked at her like ??? and she goes “I’m allowed to look at the menu I just can’t order”

I JUST CAN’T ORDER.

You might be poor, your shoes might be broken, but your mind is a palace.

Frank McCourt, Angela’s Ashes

[ I dedicate this quote to all the unsung heroes of the world - wordsnquotes]

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altairspants:

"i dont like short hair on girls" yeah well i dont like short dicks on guys but here u are