I either dress like im going to a red carpet event or like im a homeless drug addict there is no in between
why does everyone rave about capri sun what is capri sun
"if you’re straight then why did you say she was hot"
yo i’m straight not blind
One time a nun at my school saw a hot guy and said “woah God did a nice job on that one” and we all looked at her like ??? and she goes “I’m allowed to look at the menu I just can’t order”
I JUST CAN’T ORDER.
Frank McCourt, Angela’s Ashes
[ I dedicate this quote to all the unsung heroes of the world - wordsnquotes]
"i dont like short hair on girls" yeah well i dont like short dicks on guys but here u are